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Pirate 4×4 Unisex Hoodie

Pirate 4×4 Unisex Hoodie

$39.00

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• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! You’ll have just that much more time to imagine how good you’ll look in it. With all the other crap you’ve ordered, you might even have forgotten about it when it arrives. Surprise!