It’ll keep people from talking to you.

This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.  If you like ’em real loose, go up a size.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! You’ll have just that much more time to imagine how good you’ll look in it. With all the other crap you’ve ordered online, you might even have forgotten about it when it arrives. Surprise!